Category: Movies
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A THEOLOGY OF ZOMBIES (YOU READ IT RIGHT, ZOMBIES)
Zombies are everywhere. Seriously, they are everywhere. I just read today that Dr. Who alumnus Matt Smith has signed on for a movie adaption of the book Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Yeah, that’s a real thing. A couple of days ago I finally watched Brad Pitt fight zombies in World War Z, also an…
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“IF I STAY” (MOVIE) FEATURING THE NASTY BRUISES
What would you name your rock band? It is something I’ve given a lot of thought to, and it came up again this weekend. Last week I had the joy of watching yet another teen flick. Okay, I was taken kicking and screaming, but that is beside the point. My youngest sprout had read the…
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WEEK IN REVIEW–WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED
Review of critical facts is often the most important aspect of learning, and learning is what separates competent people from the incompetent. With that in mind, here are two important facts we’ve learned this week. 1. We learned that we should never take nude pictures of ourselves on our smartphone. These pictures will inevitably end…
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COME ON, HOLLYWOOD
Come on, Hollywood! I know you can do better than you’ve done lately. So to help you out, I’ve got four sure-fire movie ideas for you, and none of them are set in the Marvel Universe. You can thank me later. 1. Jaws 5 They only made four Jaws movies. Everyone knows that the first…