Tag: Beards
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HIGHLIGHTS FROM FRESHMEN ORIENTATION
Tonight I went to the two-hour freshman orientation for my daughter. It was, maybe, the last orientation I’ll ever attend as she is my youngest and parents don’t usually go to college orientation. I suppose my next orientation gig will be when they show me around the nursing home my kids pick for me. Oh…
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THE ENJOYABLE TASK OF DESCRIBING BEARDS AND THE MEN WHO WEAR THEM
How does one describe beard length? Inches might work, or for some feet. However, mathematics seems sterile for something as ontological as a beard. Today a post on the Facebooks caught my attention. It was posted by beards.org and featured a beard scale put together by a woman named Danielle to describe her husband’s beard. …
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WHAT I DO DURING AMERICAN IDOL
Two (or is it three?) times a week my wife and daughters sneak up very close to idol worship. No, its not Baal or Molech or even Caesar that are problems for them. It is the television show American Idol. All three of them have some kind of addiction to the program. I thought that…