Tag: ripe bananas

• A BANANA CONSPIRACY

  There is a problem in this world, and it is only getting worse. As I’ve documented here before, the grocery store keeps pushing green bananas on me and the entire buying public.  I am convinced it is an intentional deception, a banana conspiracy of global proportions no doubt propagated by Big Fruit like Chiquita and…

  Jamie Greening

  June 2, 2014

  All, Food

  bananas, big fruit, Chiquita, Dole, green bananas, green fruit, grocery store, HEB, produce, ripe bananas

• THIS POST IS B-A-N-A-N-A-S (APOLOGIES TO GWEN STEFANI)

  O supermarket, why do you vex me so?  Is it not enough that you charge me watermelon by the pound (by the pound!) or that you insist I walk through your displays of cheap liquor and discounted DVD’s of bad Ben Stiller films just to find my way to the cheesemonger’s stand to get delicious…

  Jamie Greening

  October 29, 2013

  All, blogging, Culture, Food

  bananas, cereal, cooking, green bananas, peanut butter, Raffi, ripe bananas