STAR TREK HAPPY ANNY

Kirk_and_Spock[1].jpgI have used a lot of digital ink in this blog over the years on Star Trek, so there is little I could add, but that will not stop me. picard_starts_his_mozart_recording1

Here are some of my favorite Star Trek moments. I emphasize some, because let’s face it, most any Star Trek moment is better than a non-Star Trek moment.

Kirk’s style.

Picard’s humanity.

Janeway’s gambling.

Sisko’s transformation.

Archer’s exuberance.

Spock mind melding with a brick. That was epic.

Klingon guile.

Picard mind melding with Sarek, Spock’s dad, and then being the conduit for Spock and his father to have something akin to closure.

I think he did a little too much LDS.

Data defeating the Borg Queen.

The uniforms in Star Trek Voyager were awesome. I never understood Seven’s particular get-up (other than eye candy), but aside from that, those were the best designed uniforms across the spectrum.

Romulan Ale.

Khan in Space Seed and The Wrath of Khan. Not JJverse Khan.

Riker’s beard.

The theme song to Star Trek Voyager. I still get all goosebumpy when I hear it.

Picard’s flute.

The episode where Kirk fools the Enterprise computer by asking it to compute Pi to the end decimal.

Andorians. I love Andorians.

Fascinating.

Shaka, when the walls fell.

Weyoun. Any episode with a Weyoun in it was a good day.

Which side of the body is white? Which side of the body is black? Yeah, that still speaks to me.

Our Man Bashir.

Bashir and O’Brien’s friendship–and their obsession with The Alamo.

I’m a doctor, not a . . .

Spock and Uhura–never saw that coming.

What does God need with a starship?

The character arc for Seven. It was stunning to watch develop.

There. Are. Four. Lights.

Ezri Dax.

Borg implants.

Yesterday’s Enterprise.

Porthos’ cheese addiction.

Birds of Prey decloaking.

Elim Garak.

Okay, I have to stop. I could do this all day. All week. All year. I may go watch some Star Trek tonight.

Live long and prosper.

Oh, one more.

 

 

MY TOP FIVE SPOCK MOMENTS

Like a lot of folks in the kingdom of nerdom, I was rather startled to learn yesterday, while picking out fresh ingredients for pico de gallo, that Leonard Nimoy died at the age of 83.  Suddenly the freshness of the cilantro didn’t quite matter as much.

To help us all work through it, I’ve thought about my favorite Spock moments.  Of course, I know that Nimoy was more than Spock, which was only a role he played.  He was a human being with a private life, family, ideas, and feelings that most people probably don’t know about.  However, Spock was his primary conduit into my life, and it was his life’s work, therefore this is how I remember him; this is my en memoriam.

#5–Evil Spock with the beard (Episode titled Mirror, Mirror)

The Dark Side of Spock
The Dark Side of Spock

In the parallel, mirror universe, Spock is logical, but cruel and evil.  He also has the best use of a beard in the history of anything.

#4–Spock putting the Vulcan death grip on that loud mouth metal-music guy in Star Trek IV.

You remember the scene, right?  The crew is back on earth in 1980 something trying to steal a whale to come talk to the space probe in the future that is killing earth.  Spock and Kirk are riding a public transit bus in San Francisco, and this headbanger has his jam box blaring awful music.  Kirk asks him to turn it down a time or two, but the guy just turns it up.  Then Spock calmly puts the Vulcan pinch on him and he passes out and the music is silenced.  Everyone on the bus erupts in applause.

The scene is funny, but it is also ironic.  During the television show, Spock was somewhat of a hippie.  There is even one episode where he hangs out and plays music with space hippies.  Spock can dig the peace and love counter-culture, but he has zero tolerance for angry and mean counter-culture.  I’m with Spock on that one.

#3–Spock thinks he killed Kirk, all because of a woman (Episode titled, Amok Time)

This is an episode long memory that features Spock as the main character.  Spock is in the middle of the pon farr, which is the mating season for Vulcans.  It comes around every seven years and causes the logical race to lose their mind with hormone induced instincts.  Kirk takes Spock back home to Vulcan (I believe this is the only original series episode set on Vulcan) where a woman, his betrothed, has set up an elaborate plan to get Spock killed so she can be with her new boyfriend she met while Spock was gallivanting around the universe.

In a wicked maneuver, she sets the parameter where Spock has to fight Kirk, to the death, and Spock is in the pon farr, so he has no rational thinking about what he is doing.  Of course, Spock can kill Kirk without even trying hard, so McCoy rigs up an artificial death for Kirk.  Spock thinks Kirk is dead, and then he loses the girl because she chooses the other guy, so he goes back to the Enterprise the most dejected person you can imagine.  He killed his best friend and captain, he lost the girl, and now his career is over.  But when he sees that Kirk is really alive, he has a brief moment of laughter, joy, and exuberance.  It is one of the better Star Trek moments.

#2–Spock mind-melds with Captain Picard (Star Trek:TNG Episode titled Unification, Part 2)

Here we go with the generational motif so prevalent in Star Trek.  Over the years Spock mind melds with a lot of different people and things.  Remember when he mind melded with a brick?  Yeah, that was lame.  But my favorite is when he mind melded with Picard, who, strangely enough, had also mind melded with Sarek, Spock’s father.  Spock and Sarek were, to put it in human terms, estranged.  It is through Picard that Spock finally gets some level of peace with his recently deceased father.

The two part episode of The Next Generation in which this is featured is not all that great, but this is a great moment in the Star Trek Universe.

#1–“Ship, out of danger?” spocks-death2

What more can be said?  Star Trek II:  The Wrath of Khan is not only the best Star Trek movie, it is in my top ten films of all time.  I’m still upset at the remake of it–yeah, I’m talking to you J. J. Abrams.

This is Spock’s Jesus moment.  He gave his life to save the lives of his friends.  No greater love has anyone than this.  In case you miss the spiritual reference, Scotty plays Amazing Grace on the bagpipes as he is launched into the void of space–symbolic of death.  However, he lands upon the Genesis planet and thus begins his own resurrection story.

Live long and prosper.

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TURN THE PAGE

This week I wrote the last words to my new novel about Pastor Butch Gregory and sent it to a couple of folks to proofread and also to a friend for his opinion.  The most important reader, Mrs. Greenbean, already read it and said she loved it.  So, to me it is already a success.  After these folks get finished and I make any corrections to continuity or plausibility, I”ll have to find a publisher!

Now, though,  I’m going to take a month or two off of writing before I start my next book and catch up on all my reading that I’ve  been pushing to the side.  “Let’s see, what have I got here in the pile,” he thought to himself  as he rummaged around the large stack of hardbacks, paperbacks, and magazines lying on the floor of his study.

Oops.  My bad.  Its hard to get away from 3rd person writing.  Anyway, what is stacked on my floor?

1.  A couple of Wayne Cordeiro books.  The Irresistible Church and The Divine Mentor.  Those will be great.  I love Wayne.

2.  Tim Keller’s The Meaning of Marriage.   A friend gave that to me for Christmas.  I like Keller; and I forgive him for being a Calvinist.  Notice how much he looks like Captain Picard.  I do.

3.  Launch by Nelson Searcy.  Searcy is such a self promoting hack, but his books are always insightful.   I got that book to help me think through our Silverdale church plant.

4.  Oooh, I’ve got Dr. No, Ian Fleming’s James Bond novel, sitting right over there.  I might read that one first.  I’ve made it a project to read through all the original Bond novels.  So far I’ve been very surprised at how different Bond is in print as opposed to on film.  Its not quite the same.

5.  Viral Churches.  Some book from the denomination.  Looks infectious.  By the way, why do so many church books use medical terminology, and usually yucky terminology.  Why would anyone, on the face of it, want a church that was viral?  I blame Bill Hybels.  He started it by telling all of us should be contagious Christians.

He coughed as he wondered if he might not be  getting a fever; and then he thought about how much he admired Hybels.  If only he had hair that nice, maybe he too would have a large ministry.

Sorry, there goes that pesky 3rd person again.  Now, back to the list.

6.  The Autobiography of Mark Twain, Volume 1.  A friend gave me that as a gift.  It looks delicious; but it is so big that it intimidates me.  I haven’t had the gumption to start it yet.  It feels like the kind of thing that, if I started today, I might get finished by 2015.

7.  Oh, over there is the Biblical Archaeology Magazine I started last week.  I take a lot of magazines including Newsweek, National Geographic, and Christianity Today; but above them all BAR is my favorite.  Hands down.