The Facebooks and Interwebs are being invaded by the Zimbio and Buzzfeed quiz armies.  I wrote about these on Monday and hypothesized that there should be a Zimbio Bible character quiz.  More than one person suggested that I should write some of the questions for this much needed quiz.  Okay, challenge accepted.

I’m only doing 5, though, because it is a lot of work coming up with 12 useless, apparently unrelated-to-anything questions with both obscure and obvious references.  However, I already did one just off the cuff in reply to an earlier comment on Monday’s blog so, 20% was done.  Feel free to add questions of your own in the comments, but just make sure that every question needs at least 9 possible answers to from which to choose.

Question One:  Which Johnny Cash Song are you?

• Folsom Prison Blues
• Ring of Fire
• I Walk the Line
• I’ve Been Everywhere
• God’s Gonna Cut you Down
• A Boy Named Sue
• Riders in the Sky
• Peace in the Valley
• One (Yeah, he did a cover of that)

Question Two:  Your preferred Bible translation is . . .

• King James
• New King James
• NIV
• NASB
• Dead Sea Scrolls, of course
• The Message
• Codex Sinaiticus
• NRSV
• NET Bible

Question Three:  Which classic literary character do you most identify with?

• David Copperfield
• Dr. Frankenstein
• Achilles
• Hamlet
• Juliet
• Janey Eyre
• I don’t understand the question
• The Wife of Bath
• Nick Adams

Question Four:  You love which of these groups the most?

• Mumford & Sons
• Lady Antebellum
• The Rolling Stones
• INXS
• The Gaitlin Brothers
• U2
• Imagine Dragons
• Booker T. & the M. G.’s
• Alabama

Question Five:  You see a bush that is burning, but it is not consumed.  What do you do?

• Run
• Find a waterhose
• Write a memoir about what it means
• Approach it
• Find a cave to hide in
• Take a picture
• Attempt to take measurements–temperature, size, color
• Blow on it
• Set yourself on fire

Okay, so those are my five questions.  Let’s see what you guys come up with.

picture of Johnny cash from reddit.com