A MOCK ZIMBIO BIBLE CHARACTER QUIZ

The Facebooks and Interwebs are being invaded by the Zimbio and Buzzfeed quiz armies.  I wrote about these on Monday and hypothesized that there should be a Zimbio Bible character quiz.  More than one person suggested that I should write some of the questions for this much needed quiz.  Okay, challenge accepted.

I’m only doing 5, though, because it is a lot of work coming up with 12 useless, apparently unrelated-to-anything questions with both obscure and obvious references.  However, I already did one just off the cuff in reply to an earlier comment on Monday’s blog so, 20% was done.  Feel free to add questions of your own in the comments, but just make sure that every question needs at least 9 possible answers to from which to choose.

Question One:  Which Johnny Cash Song are you?

Johnny Cash Holding a Kitty Cat
Johnny Cash Holding a Kitty Cat
  • Folsom Prison Blues
  • Ring of Fire
  • I Walk the Line
  • I’ve Been Everywhere
  • God’s Gonna Cut you Down
  • A Boy Named Sue
  • Riders in the Sky
  • Peace in the Valley
  • One (Yeah, he did a cover of that)

Question Two:  Your preferred Bible translation is . . .

  • King James
  • New King James
  • NIV
  • NASB
  • Dead Sea Scrolls, of course
  • The Message
  • Codex Sinaiticus
  • NRSV
  • NET Bible

Question Three:  Which classic literary character do you most identify with?

  • David Copperfield
  • Dr. Frankenstein
  • Achilles
  • Hamlet
  • Juliet
  • Janey Eyre
  • I don’t understand the question
  • The Wife of Bath
  • Nick Adams

Question Four:  You love which of these groups the most?

  • Mumford & Sons
  • Lady Antebellum
  • The Rolling Stones
  • INXS
  • The Gaitlin Brothers
  • U2
  • Imagine Dragons
  • Booker T. & the M. G.’s
  • Alabama

Question Five:  You see a bush that is burning, but it is not consumed.  What do you do?

  • Run
  • Find a waterhose
  • Write a memoir about what it means
  • Approach it
  • Find a cave to hide in
  • Take a picture
  • Attempt to take measurements–temperature, size, color
  • Blow on it
  • Set yourself on fire

Okay, so those are my five questions.  Let’s see what you guys come up with.

picture of Johnny cash from reddit.com

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