Friday is International Star Wars Day because it is May the Fourth. Get it, as in “May the Fourth be with you.” All apologies to people who have hard time forming the “th” sound, but it is a pretty clever idea. To celebrate such a momentous endeavor, I am sharing my all time favorite Star Wars quotes. However, the spin on it is I am setting them in slightly different contexts. You’ll figure it out.
If your not with me, you’re my enemy–Hitler, to Stalin in 1939
My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count–Big Bird
Sith Lords are our speciality–Seal Team Six
Whose scruffy-looking?–Mel Gibson
I am your father–Sigmund Freud
There is no try–Steve Jobs
Around the survivors a perimeter create–Rick Santorum
Your father was seduced by the dark side–Pebbles Flintstone-Rubble to Bam Bam
I find your lack of faith disturbing–Billy Graham
What a piece of junk–a Mariner’s fan commenting on the 2012 starting lineup.
I’m Luke Skywalker, I”m here to rescue you–Ronald Reagan, 1980
The circle is now complete–Simba
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for–A cellphone buyer
You’ll find I’m full of surprises–Colton Harris Moore aka The Barefoot Bandit
There is always a bigger fish–Roy Scheider
I’ve got a bad feeling about this–President Obama before the State of the Union address
That’s no moon, its a space station –An NFL quarterback as he goes ‘under center’
7 responses to “MAYBE, MAY THE FOURTH”
HA!! Love it!!! Well….except for that Mariners one… 😛
imagine if darth vader were the manager of the mariners. he would definitely get them on schedule.
This was a riot! =D
yes, a riot. that is why you need stormtroppers.
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