STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS AND BACK AGAIN

Let me nerd up one more time for a final post on the new Star Trek movie.  I posted two last week and a third is probably overkill, but its my blog so I’ll do what I want.

WARNING–RED ALERT–SPOILERS FOLLOW

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IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!

For starters, I would rate this as a middle of the pack Star Trek film.  I liked it, but it doesn’t even come close to the top of the line in the genre.  It is definitely not as good as the 2009 edition.  The special effects were nice and the Enterprise looked beautiful.  All of that was expected.  Benedict Cumberbatch is awesome but so too is Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto.  For me though, the story was weak and forced and the dialogue was not as crisp as I expected.  It felt to me that Pine and Quinto didn’t have that much of a script to work with.  I loved what they did with Scotty, though.  From the TOS (The Original Series) we knew that Scotty had a drinking problem and a fiery stubborn temper, so having him resign and make his way immediately to a bar was perfect.  By contrast, Chekov is reduced to running around the engine room like an incompetent cadet (what happened to the boy genius from the first film?) and Bones is almost non-existent.  Uhura virtually disappears as she is only important insofar as she relates to Spock.  These are not problems necessarily of plot or of directing, but of dialogue.  The dialogue was very bad.  Carol Marcus apparently was just eye candy (what’s with her suddenly and inexplicably stripping down?  That made no story sense) and Admiral Marcus was a total cliche.

Now, in addition to this, here are some things that caught my attention.

1.  I loved the Section 31 reference as being responsible for the whole debacle.  It made me miss Dr. Bashir.  I know that most folks think the tribble business was the big tip of the hand to Star Trek fans, but they are wrong.  When Section 31 was referenced my oldest daughter and I began to visible beam with joy.

2.  I did not love the casting of Benedict Cumberbatch as Khan.  Let me be clear, I love love love Cumberbatch.  He did a great job in this movie and he is a powerful actor.  However,  Khan Noonien Sing is supposed to be an Indian prince, not a British Caucasian.  I know that the timeline is different in this film universe but that alternate timeline didn’t go into effect until Kirk’s birth on the Kelvin.   Khans character from the past (1990’s) should be unaltered.

3.  Seat belts.  It has been the longest standing joke that there are no seat belts on the Enterprise.  It is about time.

4.  Wasn’t it great when new Spock calls old Spock for help?  Yeah, it was.

5.  I think that the scene in the role reversal, where Kirk dies and Spock yell’s Khan just like The Shat did in the original Star Trek II was pretty close to a jump the shark moment. (If you don’t know what “jump the shark means”, I don’t have time to explain so click here.)

6.  Three times Captain Kirk has died in a Star Trek film.  Why, why can’t he at least die on the bridge in one of them?

7.  The Klingon bird of prey was awesome–did you notice the wings moving up and down?  That was nice but so too was the commando type zip line decent into battle.  That was very, very Klingon.

8.  The “darkness” alluded to in the film didn’t last long.  Kirk should have stayed dead through the end of film.  If you’re going to kill him like you killed Spock so many years ago, you lose the weight of it if you bring him back so quickly.  Or just leave him dead.  You’ve already destroyed Vulcan, why not off Captain Kirk and then make the next Star Trek Movie all about Spock or, better yet, go to another timeline and get the real Kirk?  As it is, they combined Star Trek II and Star Trek III in about seven minutes of film.

9.  If your going to do Khan, again (or as one friend of mine put it, ‘JJ Abrams boldly going where Gene Roddenberry already went’) then I need him to say these words:  “He tasks me!”

10.  Another moment my daughter and I shared was when all the captains were together in the briefing room right after the terrorist attack.  Before Captain Kirk even begins to piece it together, I looked at Belle and she looked at me and we both said at the same time, “Godfather Part III” and sure enough here comes the same helicopter kill scene.  Is it homage, or is it copycat?  You decide.

11.  Last thing–and then I promise I’ll quit complaining–Kirk was written up for violating the prime directive when he saved Spock.  Right?  Did anybody else think, “Hey, wait a minute, stopping the volcano and saving that civilization (which clearly was a reference to TOS) is a complete and total violation of the prime directive anyway.”  I mean, for crying out loud, Captain Picard would have let the whole world blow up without doing a thing to help them while he drank tea.

All in all I enjoyed it, liked it, and am pleased with how right I was about what it would be.  These are the things that caught my attention on the first viewing.  I am certain I will see it again.  Certain.

GREENBEAN 2012 FAVES #3–STAR TREK BEARDS

Here we go with Greenbean Faves #3.  It comes from summer and was originally titled  Beard Trek.  It combines two ‘hobbies’ of mine–Star Trek and my manly beard.  As an update on the scenario, we finished Deep Space Nine before August was over and then turned our attention to the last and regrettable series, “Enterprise.”  We are nearly finished with it.  My beard is in full wintertime awesomeness.

In the middle of August I did something I always do.  I took a razor to my face and shaved off my beard.  For about a week I went clean shaven and then I began the process of regrowing my robust old friend.  To encourage me in this,  I reread the Beard Manifesto by the Beard Coach.  I always enjoy the regrowing process, and my beard always surprises me how its personality has changed since last year.

In the middle of this, my family and I have been cramming the Star Trek series Deep Space Nine, trying to get it watched before Christmas.  I have made my family watch all of the Star Trek franchise as a learning annex.  I do the same thing to them with classic films like Casablanca and The Magnificent Seven.

So these two things collided and got me to thinking about the best Star Trek beards.  Here are my five favorite, starting with the all-time best!

1.  Evil Spock in “Mirror Mirror” gave us our first look at the bizarro universe.

He looks even smarter with the beard

2.  Commander Riker was way cooler with the beard.

I would follow bearded Riker into battle, but not the clean shaven Riker.

3.  Worf’s Beard–In fact, Klingons know how to sport a kicking beard.

His beard says it all

4.  Geordi seemed to enjoy  a beard of some sort.  Here he sports a nice, clean, well groomed goatee and mustache.  In an episode or two he had a great full beard.  But then, so did his friend Data.

Tell me that beard wouldn’t rock out a business suit?
Awesome

5.  Sisko grew a great van dyke in the middle of Deep Space Nine’s run.  Coincidentally, that was when they made him a captain and not just a commander.   I see a connection.

Which is higher ranking, Sisko or his outstanding van dyke? You be the judge.

BEARD TREK

I the middle of August I did something I always do.  I took a razor to my face and shaved off my beard.  For about a week I went clean shaven and then I began the process of regrowing my robust old friend.  To encourage me in this,  I reread the Beard Manifesto by the Beard Coach.  I always enjoy the regrowing process, and my beard always surprises me how its personality has changed since last year.

In the middle of this, my family and I have been cramming the Star Trek series Deep Space Nine, trying to get it watched before Christmas.  I have made my family watch all of the Star Trek franchise as a learning annex.  I do the same thing to them with classic films like Casablanca and The Magnificent Seven.

So these two things collided and got me to thinking about the best Star Trek beards.  Here are my five favorite, starting with the all-time best!

1.  Evil Spock in Mirror Mirror and our first look a the bizarro universe

He looks even smarter with the beard

2.  Commander Riker was way cooler with the beard.

I would follow bearded Riker into battle, but not the clean shaven Riker.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3.  Worf’s Beard–In fact, Klingons know how to sport a kicking beard.

His beard says it all

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4.  Geordi seemed to enjoy  a beard of some sort.  Here he sports a nice, clean, well groomed goatee and mustache.  In an episode or two he had a great full beard.  But then, so did his friend Data.

Tell me that beard wouldn’t rock out a business suit?
Awesome

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5.  Sisko grew a great van dyke in the middle of Deep Space Nine’s run.  Coincidentally, that was when they made him a captain and not just a commander.   I see a connection.

Which is higher ranking, Sisko or his outstanding van dyke? You be the judge.