Tag: Christmas movies
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HOW TO SAVE HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIES
To follow-up on the previous blog post, here you go Hallmark Channel, here are five free plots that would make far better Christmas movies than the lame ones I’ve sat through. 1. Zombies. Christmas needs more zombies to energize the younger and masculine demographics. Santa is delivering toys to Romania one Christmas Eve and accidentally…
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HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIES: A LAMENT
I am a man who is outnumbered, 3 to 1, in my own home. What this means is that from the first week in December until Christmas we have the onslaught of Christmas movies. I am not talking about real Christmas movies like A Christmas Story, Elf, or It’s A Wonderful Life. No, I like…