The God Bless America Fondue

Derek Elkins has hidden a civic’s lesson deep within some of the most amazing hyperbole I’ve ever seen. I think you should read it, if for no other reason to see how he got, ‘a battleship named S.S. mom’ and an, ‘army of pecan farmers and boiled peanut eaters’ all in the same story with compositional fallacy AND Denzel Washington.

And don’t forget the names. No one names characters like Elkins. No one. Those are worth the price of admission (which is free, by the way,) alone.

It is something to behold.

Click on the picture of the late Bob Dole to read “Defending A Flag.”

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