The World Series starts tonight. That’s right, a sporting event that is actually slow enough to watch without needing nausea medicine afterward. This year pits the Kansas City Royals from the American League against the San Francisco Giants from the National League. We dodged having a completely regional World Series when San Fran put the hated St. Louis Cardinals out of their misery.
San Francisco will win in six, maybe seven games, because they have more experience and better all-around pitching. However, if Kansas City won I would be very happy. It has been a long time since George Brett . . .
Now for a little ebola. I was traveling this weekend, and so didn’t really discover until Monday morning that apparently President Obama appointed an “Ebola Tzar” (or is it Ebola Czar, Ebola Tsar–come on Russia, get your act together) to help us figure out how not to become feverish vomiting zombies (FVZ’s). I almost laughed my head off, though, when I learned that the new ebola comrade was not a doctor, disease specialist, scientists, or even hygienist but was instead a . . . drum roll please . . . lawyer. His name is Ron Klain and as best I can tell, his only qualifications are that he was a campaign adviser for Joe Biden. That sound you hear is the sound of politicians scratching another back.
Only a lawyer (Obama) could look at a zombie inflicting extinction event like ebola (I may be exaggerating just a bit here, but FOXNEWS has my parents absolutely petrified of ebola) . . wait, where was I . . oh, only a lawyer could look at the ebola problem and decide that what we needed to save the day was another lawyer.
Have you seen the photos of Renee Zellwegger? It is quite sad. Apparently she showed up, for the first time in a long time, at an event over the weekend. Well, she has, she has metamorphed. That is the best word for it. It is yet one more example of plastic surgery, a sick culture, and the objectification of women ruining another beautiful person. She doesn’t look bad or ugly or broken. She just doesn’t look like Renee Zellweger. Sad. Very sad. For an opposite view, click here to read an interesting piece that says we shouldn’t comment at all because those poor Hollywood stars are in a lose/lose situation.
For me, her appearance is almost a metaphor for why so many people are miserable. Literally, in attempting to make other people be pleased with her, she has lost her own identity. Until we become comfortable with who we are, growing older, and our limitations joy will always be something on the horizon–one more surgery, one more purchase, one more prescription, one more . . . away.
images from cbssports.com and yahoo.com