Quick post today, because, let’s face it, I have more important things to do than write blogs today.  Somewhere in this house are some graham crackers and peanut butter that needs to be eaten.

However, I can’t help but share with you a discussion I had with my youngest sprout today.  She was telling me about the in-school suspension at her school.  Back when I was in high school we called it Isolation.  Some schools just call it Detention.  Her school, however, calls it . . . are you ready for it . . . you won’t believe this . . . they call their in-school suspension EPIC.



Why don’t they just call it “the school program for the real cool kids” or “legends lounge” or something like that.  Epic just doesn’t sound like punishment.  It sounds like the Hall of Fame.

Worst.  Name. Ever.



2 responses to “EPIC FAILURE”

  1. Ours is called the B.A.R….That’s right, misbehave and we send you to the bar. (Behavior adjustment room)
    Us teachers want to know when they will be installing a bar for us!

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