Sometimes, it is the thing that doesn’t happen.

And that is all I will say about the sad predicament of Freddy Simpson. A man who, through no fault of his own, or at least that is how he would tell it, ended up in jail on Christmas Eve. What we will all find out soon, is just how important it was for him to go to jail.

You can blame Jenna if you want to, but reasonable people will suspect that Freddy Simpson has just been tapped for a one way trip to the Fondue Zone.

Click on the ‘N’ on the sign below to read Rob Cely’s ‘The Worst Christmas Miracle Ever’ for the Fondue Writer’s Club.