Jamie Greening–theological savant, baker of biscuits and writer of many interesting things

Houston, we have a belch

MARS, CANDY, AND DARTH VADER

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December 17, 2014 • Culture

There might be water on Mars, but there was a different kind of water on the candy aisle in Houston

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WHAT ARE YOU MOST CONCERNED ABOUT?

(3) Does this picture make you jumpy?

What in the world concerns you most right now? Vote in this unscientific poll.

Culture »

MARS, CANDY, AND DARTH VADER

(2) Houston, we have a belch

There might be water on Mars, but there was a different kind of water on the candy aisle in Houston

politics »

ANNISE PARKER AND HOUSTON PASTORS

(5) Annise Parker Photo

Mayor Annise Parker has led the city of Houston to violate some basic aspects of our free society.

Preaching »

WEEK IN REVIEW–WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED

(8) Jennifer Lawrence has a right to privacy.

Review of critical facts is often the most important aspect of learning, and learning is what separates competent people from the incompetent.  With that in mind, here are two important facts we’ve learned this week. 1.  We learned that we should never take nude pictures of ourselves on our smartphone. These pictures will inevitably end… Read More ›

Summer »

COME ON, HOLLYWOOD

(1) THESE ARE AWESOME CASTING RECOMMENDATIONS

Come on, Hollywood!  I know you can do better than you’ve done lately.  So to help you out, I’ve got four sure-fire movie ideas for you, and none of them are set in the Marvel Universe.  You can thank me later. 1.  Jaws 5 They only made four Jaws movies.  Everyone knows that the first… Read More ›

blogging »

THE FIRST RULE OF THE WORK IN PROGRESS IS THAT YOU DON’T TALK ABOUT THE WORK IN PROGRESS

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I am just seven or eight thousand words away from the end of the first draft for my new novel.  I have been exceedingly hush hush about it, saying only that it is a sequel to The Little Girl Waits.  Hemingway warns against talking too much about a work in progress (WIP) because he says… Read More ›

Writing »

“IF I STAY” (MOVIE) FEATURING THE NASTY BRUISES

(3) The Sequel Should be Titled 'Portland, My Heart Will Go on'

What would you name your rock band?  It is something I’ve given a lot of thought to, and it came up again this weekend. Last week I had the joy of watching yet another teen flick.  Okay, I was taken kicking and screaming and but that is beside the point.  My youngest sprout had read… Read More ›

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